NOT KNOWN DETAILS ABOUT MEAL DEALS FML

Today, I put skittles up my vagina, being cute for my boyfriend on valentines day, so I might flavor fantastic. As he was eating me out, he pushed one skittle up thus far and couldn't get it out. I resulted in up from the ER for four hrs, with laughing nurses. FML.his 2 daughters are irresponsible and unreliable heron addicts on methadone, so